Touch My Beard and Tell Me I Am Petty Men's T-Shirt
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Size guide — check your measurements
Compare the measurements below with a T-shirt you already own. Lay it flat before measuring, then select your preferred size.
| A | B | C | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.99 inch | 17.99 inch | 6.22 inch |
| M | 28.98 inch | 20 inch | 6.5 inch |
| L | 30 inch | 21.97 inch | 6.97 inch |
| XL | 30.98 inch | 23.98 inch | 7.24 inch |
| 2XL | 31.97 inch | 25.98 inch | 7.48 inch |
| 3XL | 32.99 inch | 27.99 inch | 7.72 inch |
| 4XL | 33.98 inch | 30 inch | 7.99 inch |
| 5XL | 35 inch | 31.97 inch | 8.46 inch |
Returns & exchanges
Eligible returns: within 30 days of purchase, unused, in original condition and packaging, with proof of purchase. Sale items are non-refundable.
Exchanges are limited to defective or damaged items. Customers pay return shipping; shipping charges are non-refundable.
Touch My Beard and Tell Me I am Petty Men's T-Shirt
Bring a little attitude to your beard game. Anime-inspired character art, red accents, and the cheeky beard slogan make this tee a conversation starter for fans of bold graphics and playful humor.
Fabric & Fit
- 100% preshrunk cotton (black)
- Classic fit
- Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
- Fabric weight: 5.3 oz (midweight)
- Brand: Gildan or Fruit of the Loom
- Imported product, printed & processed in the USA
- Color: Black
Choose Your Size
Compare the measurements below with a T-shirt you already own. Lay it flat before measuring, then select your preferred size.
| A | B | C | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.99 inch | 17.99 inch | 6.22 inch |
| M | 28.98 inch | 20 inch | 6.5 inch |
| L | 30 inch | 21.97 inch | 6.97 inch |
| XL | 30.98 inch | 23.98 inch | 7.24 inch |
| 2XL | 31.97 inch | 25.98 inch | 7.48 inch |
| 3XL | 32.99 inch | 27.99 inch | 7.72 inch |
| 4XL | 33.98 inch | 30 inch | 7.99 inch |
| 5XL | 35 inch | 31.97 inch | 8.46 inch |
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